Solar Powered Vibrator
Posted on October 22, 2007
Categories: Solar Technology.
Categories: Solar Technology.
Since we’ve been writing posts here at solarpowerrocks.com, we have covered topics such as solar electricity beamed from space, solar powered backpacks, and 
how much the solar power incentives in Oregon kick butt. However, even aside from Dave’s last California neutral energy home post referencing Timberlake’s Di** in a box, there has been a noted shortage of material here that really “ROCKS!”. I searched high and low this morning for something and I think I’ve found something pretty rockin’. This solar powered vibrator from California Exotics:
Positives:
- Take it with you camping – no need for batteries
- Backpacks? Check. M&M’s? Check. Beer? Check. Solar powered sex toy? Hell yah!
- Peace of mind
- There can’t be much that could compare to a lovely orgasm coming straight from Mother Nature instead of the electrical grid or a battery. A climax with a solar powered vibrator is not a crescendo on your own. You’re coming with the planet.
- Efficiency
- 5 hours of sunlight = 2.5 hours of vibration!
Possible Negatives:
- Unless you’ve figured out a way to filter sunlight into your nightstand, you’ve got to be proud enough to have this solar vibrator on the kitchen counter, out on your deck, or behind your tent (if camping with others) to gather sunrays.
- This bullet design might not be for everyone. However, there are plenty of solar battery chargers out there already. Why not use one of those on your favorite vibe instead?
- It is billed as being “Whisper quiet”? - Might not get the job done.
- Disguised as a cell phone
- You’ll look like an insecure drabbling idiot to anyone who picks this thing up and says, “Hey is that a solar powered cell-phone? Where are the buttons? Wait, what is this thing!?” Better to actually have it look like a giant solar dildo from the start so nobody gets confused and you look like a confident, orgasm-seeking, environmentalist instead of a cloying sexual neophyte.
To get your very own model, click here.
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